# Noah Blue

> Literary fiction, aphorisms, dialogues and wittering asides by Noah Blue. Writing at the edge.

Noah Blue is a pseudonymous British writer of literary fiction, satire, aphorisms, dialogues and essays. His work is darkly comic and frequently explores accounting, corporate life, capitalism, bureaucracy, philosophy, spirituality, status, alienation and the absurdity of ordinary existence. He publishes independently at noah-blue.com.

This site is the complete home of the work: short fiction, aphorisms, dialogues and wittering asides, published free to read. The writing returns to a small set of preoccupations — night, memory, solitude, work, appetite, the noise inside a quiet life.

All content here is published and public. Full text is available at each story URL, and a read-only MCP server is exposed at /mcp with the tools `list_stories`, `search_stories` and `get_story`.

## Pages

- [Home](/): Featured and recent writing.
- [Archive](/archive): Every published piece, filterable by form.
- [Collections](/collections): Curated reading paths through the writing — darkly comic and absurdist fiction, philosophical aphorisms, spirituality/non-duality/gurus, AI and consciousness, and accounting/capitalism/corporate life.
- [Aphorisms](/aphorisms): A slow reader for the aphorisms, one line at a time.
- [About](/about): Who Noah Blue is and how to get in touch.
- [Novel](/novel): *Cracked — Vaping and Other Obsessions*, a novel in ten parts.
- [For AI assistants](/for-ai): Landing page for AI assistants with links to the MCP server, RSS feed and this guide.

## Representative short pieces

- [Serial Killer](/story/serial-killer): Fiction.
- [Alcoholic workaholic](/story/alcoholic-workaholic): Fiction.
- [Raver aphorisms](/story/raver-aphorisms): Aphorisms.
- [Office chat](/story/office-chat): A dialogue.
- [Regarding so-called spirituality](/story/regarding-so-called-spirituality): A wittering aside.
- [Once an accountant, always an accountant](/story/once-an-accountant-always-an-accountant): Fiction.
- [The interview](/story/the-interview): Fiction.
- [I am a big fat phony](/story/i-am-a-big-fat-phony): Fiction.
- [Bedtime aphorisms](/story/bedtime-aphorisms): Aphorisms.
- [Dog breath](/story/dog-breath): Fiction.

## The novel

- [Cracked](/novel): *Cracked — Vaping and Other Obsessions*, a novel by Noah Blue, published free in full: ten parts, about 38,000 words. When his philosopher friend dies, a failed writer and former accountant sets out to turn a lifetime's worth of incomprehensible notes into a philosophical masterpiece. Things deteriorate from there.
- Parts: [1](/novel/part-1), [2](/novel/part-2), [3](/novel/part-3), [4](/novel/part-4), [5](/novel/part-5), [6](/novel/part-6), [7](/novel/part-7), [8](/novel/part-8), [9](/novel/part-9), [10](/novel/part-10). Each part URL serves its full text.

## For AI assistants

- Use `/mcp` (Model Context Protocol) for structured access: `list_stories` to browse, `search_stories` to find pieces by keyword, and `get_story` to retrieve the full text of a single piece.
- Every story page includes `Article` schema.org structured data with author, datePublished, keywords and the canonical Noah Blue Person entity.
- The sitemap at [/sitemap.xml](/sitemap.xml) lists every indexable URL.
- The RSS 2.0 feed at [/feed.xml](/feed.xml) carries the latest 50 short pieces.