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Philosophical aphorisms

An aphorism is a thought that has been argued with until it stopped explaining itself. The sequences gathered here circle the usual unmanageable subjects — consciousness, free will, nihilism, love, grief, the suspicion that the self is a rumour — but they keep landing in ordinary places: a kitchen, a waiting room, four in the morning. There is no system on offer and no consolation being sold. What there is, at best, is the pleasure of watching a sentence arrive at a conclusion its author plainly did not want. Start with the shorter sequences; the longer ones run on until the thinking wears through.

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Aphorisms

Some things I thought once upon a time

Must do better

Noah Blue · 3 min read

Language comes, ultimately, from the desire of consciousness to classify its contents. What consciousness didn't bargain for was the way in which language would come to colonise those contents, to mould them into an ontological prerogative.

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Aphorisms

Intellectual morse code

Dots and dashes

Noah Blue · 4 min read

The banality of life becomes tragic when children are born. We are suddenly forced to admit that what didn't matter now does even though it still doesn't.

Bedtime aphorisms
Aphorisms

Bedtime aphorisms

Snoozy

Noah Blue · 1 min read

Kant or Nietzsche? The interview question I invariably lead with. There is no more efficient way to elicit the true nature of a candidate.

I would if I could but I can’t
Aphorisms

I would if I could but I can’t

Breakfast aphorisms

Noah Blue · 2 min read

When I say I am going to do something, in all seriousness I mean to do it. But I never do, of course. If I did, who knows what might happen.

In memory of my grandma
Aphorisms

In memory of my grandma

#gefilte fish

Noah Blue · 2 min read

I would like to apologise. Not only for the things I have allegedly done but also the things I will almost certainly be accused of doing in the future.

Fried-egg aphorisms
Aphorisms

Fried-egg aphorisms

Sunny side up

Noah Blue · 2 min read

If I am reincarnated as a colour, I’d like to be blue. Failing that, orange. If I were to come back as white, I’d top myself.

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Aphorisms

Taser aphorisms

Flailing and shit

Noah Blue · 2 min read

I am not crazy enough to believe that anything I say matters, but I am crazy enough to say it anyway.

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Aphorisms

When you write aphorisms as an avoidance strategy

Something we can all relate to

Noah Blue · 2 min read

The doubts I have are manifold, but they pale into insignificance to the doubts I don’t have. Or is it the other way around?

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Aphorisms

Thoughts that came to me sitting on the toilet

#constipation

Noah Blue · 2 min read

A so-called great work of literature or philosophy is but the fruit body of a subterranean organism that subsists on the putrescence of other organisms.

Jumping-bean aphorisms
Aphorisms

Jumping-bean aphorisms

Kinetic

Noah Blue · 2 min read

Being a parent reveals the schism between who you are and who you have to be.

Mashed-potato aphorisms
Aphorisms

Mashed-potato aphorisms

Lumpy

Noah Blue · 1 min read

Zen. The most significant sign in a universe teeming with them.

A few things to bear in mind
Aphorisms

A few things to bear in mind

Or not

Noah Blue · 2 min read

I am the least sorted-out person I know. Admittedly, I don’t know a lot of people, but for me this signifies something important.